I’m thrilled (terrified) to announce I’ll be presenting OPEn at IEEE PES Grid Edge Technologies on Monday 01/20/2025 in San Diego. For those keeping score, I’m currently avoiding counting down the seconds until I must emerge from my natural habitat of comfortable solitude to interact with … shudders … people!

Why should you come?

– Your intense stares, or complete lack of them, will help maximize my nervous sweating.
– Your mere existence is enough to put me in survival mode.
– Your potential questions have the power to factory-reset my brain on the spot.
– Bonus points if you sit in the front row, nod excessively, look utterly bored, or seem completely confused.
– And if I make it out unscathed… you just might learn about OPEn!

Location: That terrifying room where dreams of peaceful solitude go to die.
Time: Too soon. Way too soon.

RSVP by simply existing. Your attendance will ensure my presentation becomes a core memory that will haunt me for years to come!

Antisocially yours,
Michel

P.S. This entire announcement was generated by AI because I’ve already forgotten how to English.

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